Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Joke for a Tuesday morning

Thanks to "DS" for contributing this one...

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever " I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Cubs win the World Series!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.